What I should have said...

[mele]

You know those moments when someone says or does something outrageous and you are so flabbergasted that you say nothing. Only later do you come up with the perfect retort...but it's too late. Here's your chance to still get it out of your system.

I'll start.

"Thanks for the PSA, assface."

[hollyinpa]

"assface"...hehehe

[mele]

And I didn't even post the name I REALLY wanted to call him. LOL

[Shamrocker9]

What I should have said...

Sir, I find that you are an annoying bigot whose brain has simultaneously disconnected itself from your tongue. Furthermore, your lack of a single coherent thought disturbs me. (He really would have deserved it!)

[suzansc]

Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you

>> You would know You're their all-time best
seller!

Oh yeah! Well I slept with your wife!!

>> His wife is in a Coma

[Branduin]

Quite frankly I think you're confusing the term 'asexual' with 'teenager.'

[lookingout86]

"You know, lady, there IS a way of saying "excuse me" politely without sounding like a total bitch and giving my an extremely snide look. Get over yourself."

[Branduin]

Have you ever actually BEEN to Seattle?