Dear Presbyterian Hospital Billing Dept,
At this point, can't you itemize the various bills? I don't know which ambulance ride is which, what's been paid, and what needs to be paid. In addition, don't expect any more cash anytime soon. I appreciate the great care and all, but I need to win the lottery or get to where I can work again.
Dear Blue Cross Blue Shield NM,
You Suck. My copays and deductibles suck. I pay you a shitload every month and still have to pay money I don't have for services you don't cover. You're better than not having any insurance, and I think you take advantage of that. Still, you can suck it. You and MetLife can go f*** each other.
One of your "valued" customers
Trying desperately to show you I'm trying to be
A better love for you by trying to be a better me for me.
I'm your hero and you're my weakness....