Well... this happened a while ago, but once in college I worked at a popular brunch place and one morning a midget (or the more PC term of "little person") came in at sat at one of my tables. Well, like all customers, I went over and asked her what she would like to eat and she requested a "short stack of pancakes".
I've never had to keep so hard from laughing in my entire life.
I think i even asked her if she'd like a little bit of cream for her coffee.
All my friends who think I'm blessed, they don't know my hair's a mess.